It's All About Me
Friday, November 9, 2007
Random Ness... Bored..
With this blogsite. Im going to move my spot ...yes again. I dont like being private....and am looking for another site that will serve my purposes...
Not just bored, but tired. What's new..
I need, NEED some sex. Not just for physical etc pleasure..I mean sure, yes, please! But, also I need if to replace the memory of the last event that happened in my netherparts.
As a female, we have to endure violation and humilitaion regularly in the form of pap s.mears. Yesterday was my turn. Ugh.
Thank god my doctor is in the same mindset as I am. He walked in, swiftly took the magazine out of my hand, and said what I was thinking, "Let's get this over with". LOL.
Ugh.
So afterward, we are discussing birth control, etc. and my eyes find their way to his crotch. Granted my doctor is pushing 60, married, not even remotely attractive, but hey, I guess fair is fair, No?
He was just ALL UP in my business, WITH a lamp to illuminate all my intimate little parts.
LOL.
Why did I have a fascination with male crotches for the rest of the day....retaliation I suppose. I got busted once though, and the owner flashed me a smirk. Oh please. Was nothing there to smirk about honey...
Why do four year olds have more common sense and logic than grown, formaly educated adults?
With a keen sense of observation she asks me why did I have a brace on my wrist? Hmm. How do you explain tendon.itis and car.pal tun.nel to a four year old?
I replied that it was from doing too much work on the computer.
Well, she replies, dont do so much work then Mommy. *Now why didn't I think of that?* So simple....
